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What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:33

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

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